SWINE FLU FAGGOTS

it's true! a man that may have just died from swine flu in the US, has just died! and he came into contact with Obama days ago! OBAMA SHOOK HANDS WITH FELIPE SOLIS WHO JUST DIED OF SWINE FLU!!!! OBAMA AND HE JUST DIED DAYS AGO! JUST SHOOK HIS HAND LAST WEEK FROM THE FLUUUUUUUUUUUUOBAMA MIGHT DIE! OMG, LOL @ USA SWINE FLU DEATH TOTAL IN USA PASSES 25 MILLION! FUTURE HEADLINES: SWINE FLU DEATH TOTAL IN USA PASSES 25 MILLION! im fuckin stoned n drunk, and also............uh, yup
that HD planet earth movie's the shiznit i bought a four pack of fourtie ouncers at the store last night, or something, or yesterday it was on sale, made it a bargain i only buy beer here when it comes out to be like 65 cents or less per beer normal cost of beer here is dollar per beer so you gotta buy up stock during the sales they don't have the sales often enough honestly, the good sales this one, would work out to fifty cents a beer..........if i had all fourty ouncer bottles for deposit since i only had one bottle for deposit i was charged for 3 making the beer total cost to be about 63 cents per beer on the upside, i now have four bottles for deposit
mofo, i just bought two plane tickets one to the US, including taxes n all that shit and then one to Buenos Aires, which is much more expensive i get paid again in a few days my slaves pay up! pay up pay up! they pay up! on the first! i wish i could bang 3k outta your mom a month haha, yups :D well, sounds bad for your markets shit, i wish i was a daytrader cause that'd mean i got like 20 or so grand at least to play with if i had that, i'd just go buy my farm in Uruguay RIGHT NOW that Planet Earth HD series is the bomb i encourage you all to illegally download and watch it haha, one of my neighbors sounds angry i shouldn't take delight in that, but i do WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT SWINE FLU WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT i want beatins though good, hard beatings of most americans
it's not like they're going this current scenario, really, is completely unkonwn territory i dunno what it's gonna do, other than it's bad and gonna get worse everyone agrees by now that the V shaped recovery ain't comin that at best, a Japanese future is in store for the US that's the best they can hope for huge stagnation and debt the best the US can hope for is huge stagnation and debt decades of it. THE MOSTESSES MALE FECAL MATTER ALL OVER THEM, THAT IS WHICH IS WHAT STD'S LOVE THE STD'S EAT THE FECAL SHIT AND THRIVE ALL OVER THEIR FAGGOT BODIES FAGGOTS ARE MAKING NEW STD'S TO KILL US ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE GETTING HIGH

1 gram of coke in a night isn't that much. i've done 3 plus grams in a night. damnit, i got like 1.5 bowls of this dank left, if that. if i'm gonna do coke, i wanna feel it, i want at least a gram for myself for a night. if you're talkin just a couple hours, .5 would work brown is usually from an opiate like heroin. best coke i've ever had, was here in costa rica . i tried the leaves and the tea in peru, that was eh, i also tried the paste stuff in peru, and that's better than any coke i've ever had, IMO. i've never candy flipped, i tried hippy flipping but it never worked one would always override the other like the mushrooms would override the mdma, or hte mdma would override the mushies mushies always overrode the mdma actually haha, man, they found an amanita in my walllocker in the military. i was afraid military law would see it slightly different than civilian, and would have me busted, but they sent it off for testing, and i never heard about it again. i thought only Psilocybes had psilocybin.

AirForce Hook up

i was the hookup, for the Air Force. if you needed pills, liquor, drugs, whatev.
if you were in the Air Force, and you needed a fix, i was your man. IRS is NOT in south america, and never will be i gotsta be paid, remember. my money can't be taxed by ANYONE i'm fine no matter what. the IRS isn't even ALLOWED to VIEW my money. i'm dead serious, my money can't be fucked with by ANYONE or ANYTHING. Uruguay doesn't tax foreign income, so Uruguay won't tax me............and the USA cannot tax me, so they won't tax me either. i'm fine even if i take a shit on the radar. i'm smokin through this dank nug faster n faster, it's almost all gone. i was just smoking my bong like a trumpet, to earth wind and fire. i had it held in the air, and was lifting it and movin it all around like a trumpet player, while suckin on the fumes. in time, to the music. fuck yeah, i fuckin love weed, LOVE, wtf, i've spend so so many years with my old buddy weed. 8 years? i think. that's like a third of my life, me n herb have been kickin it. you ever see those people who have lost an eye? and one of their eyes is fake? and yet it still moves KIND of accurately, it's strange. it weirds me out that it almost moves correctly. oh man, i wonder what a fake eyeball inside your socket must feel like i bet it feels weird. can you even IMAGINE that? the feeling of a fake eyeball sitting in your eyesocket? i love tube8.com, always comes through for me....cums through for me. i'm gonna start a new diet system for americans, and make millions. it's where you beat off all day, and expend all your sugars and carbs through your cock. haha, it's how i stay so thin. i used to be able to just easily get some opium, and had a choice of kinds to put on my blunt. i fuckin love opium. i think it'd be hard to find opium in costa rica. coke's better here. and it's super cheap here. well .....it's almost free. i haven't really done a big dose of coke since i was like 18. a friend of mine was huffing nitrous while driving, blacked out and hit a fire hydrant and two other cars. he was arrested for reals.

YOU COPYRIGHTED MY NAME ASSHOLE

YOU STOLE MY FUCKIN NAME AND PUT A COPYRIGHT ON IT DIDNT YOU YOU FUCK? NOW I CANT USE MY OWN FUCKIN NAME BECAUSE SOME JACK ASS(YOU) PUT A COPYRIGHT ON YOUR NAME. DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA STEAL MY OWN FUCKIN NAME FROM YOU? YOU’RE THRASHING THE GOOD THAT I HAVE BROUGHT TO THE NAME JOSH BALES EVER SINCE I WAS BORN. QUIT COPYRIGHTING STUPID SHIT KID. IT FUCKS PEOPLE OVER BIG TIME. BLOW ME WHILE I SHIT YOU LITTLE DOUSCHE BAG. YOUR MAMA ISNT EVEN WORTH ME SLANDERING.

ME(JOSHUA BALES) DESTROY THE U.S.A.

NUKE THE U.S.A.

haha, they say north korea's new rocket technology they're testing, could reach california, maybe they'll nuke san fransisco. wishful thinking. lol, if this references "my" blog...........it does nothing. pay up faggots! :D! you ALWAYS do. taco salad? i never talked about taco salad. i never talked about dr quinn. i don't watch whatever show that is. that's that show with the moose in alaska n shit right? dr quinn they're in some frozen ass place. legal rape, that's rad where is that again? legalized rape. yeah, it's no joke these guys pay me!!!
ACTUAL money.
yup, i'm in costa rica now. but movin to Uruguay in June.

Fruit CockTail

Im almost disgusted by guys, not the male form in itself, but NO attraction to that. but the cock i'm SLIGHTLY repulsed by, but the male ass i'm HIGHLY repulsed by. i find puss hot as fuck. but, i find women annoying usually, or the reality of them annoying. like if i look into a HOT girl's face, and she's talking, i'll be interested. then i hear how retarded what she's saying sounds. that's awesome, the US is fallin apart. cops gettin killed i LOVE it. i hope another shootout happens tomorrow. three days in a row in the US that'd be RAD. this sandwich is awesome, my homemade ice cream's awesome, i'll make some awesome asian food tonight. what does wiki have to do with fruit salad?

I RIP YOU OFF ON EBAY

shit, gettin drunk and stoned as always.
haha....... selling already broken stuff. stuff i already knew was broken. one time i sold a Bose Wave Radio CD player, SOMEHOW, for full price, even though i had used it, i had broken one of the speakers, blown it out, but in the add and all, i said i'd refund if it was broken or anything and then when the guy tried to fight me on ebay about it, i basically told him to fuck off. and kept the money. i've done that sorta thing, MANY times. i've surprisingly never really had a bad ebay transaction, but i've GIVEN em. haven't recieved bad transactions, but GIVEN em. yeha, fuck em. it's just emails. the usps site has that calculator where you can figure out how much it ought to cost, i usually take that and double it, and then some, when i sell on ebay. SERVICE, SERVITUDE. SERVICE, SERVITUDE. i ripped people off. now a couple of em MIGHT have been reimbursed by paypal and never charged me through some kind of insurance thing but i think they basically got fucked out of their money completetly!!! but i just fuck people over, like the politicians, if you don't pay attention, it's YOUR fault, ya know? the fed is monitoring me.
canada's fucked too not as bad as the US but sure ain't as good as Costa Rica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!