SWINE FLU FAGGOTS

it's true! a man that may have just died from swine flu in the US, has just died! and he came into contact with Obama days ago! OBAMA SHOOK HANDS WITH FELIPE SOLIS WHO JUST DIED OF SWINE FLU!!!! OBAMA AND HE JUST DIED DAYS AGO! JUST SHOOK HIS HAND LAST WEEK FROM THE FLUUUUUUUUUUUUOBAMA MIGHT DIE! OMG, LOL @ USA SWINE FLU DEATH TOTAL IN USA PASSES 25 MILLION! FUTURE HEADLINES: SWINE FLU DEATH TOTAL IN USA PASSES 25 MILLION! im fuckin stoned n drunk, and also............uh, yup
that HD planet earth movie's the shiznit i bought a four pack of fourtie ouncers at the store last night, or something, or yesterday it was on sale, made it a bargain i only buy beer here when it comes out to be like 65 cents or less per beer normal cost of beer here is dollar per beer so you gotta buy up stock during the sales they don't have the sales often enough honestly, the good sales this one, would work out to fifty cents a beer..........if i had all fourty ouncer bottles for deposit since i only had one bottle for deposit i was charged for 3 making the beer total cost to be about 63 cents per beer on the upside, i now have four bottles for deposit
mofo, i just bought two plane tickets one to the US, including taxes n all that shit and then one to Buenos Aires, which is much more expensive i get paid again in a few days my slaves pay up! pay up pay up! they pay up! on the first! i wish i could bang 3k outta your mom a month haha, yups :D well, sounds bad for your markets shit, i wish i was a daytrader cause that'd mean i got like 20 or so grand at least to play with if i had that, i'd just go buy my farm in Uruguay RIGHT NOW that Planet Earth HD series is the bomb i encourage you all to illegally download and watch it haha, one of my neighbors sounds angry i shouldn't take delight in that, but i do WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT SWINE FLU WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT i want beatins though good, hard beatings of most americans
it's not like they're going this current scenario, really, is completely unkonwn territory i dunno what it's gonna do, other than it's bad and gonna get worse everyone agrees by now that the V shaped recovery ain't comin that at best, a Japanese future is in store for the US that's the best they can hope for huge stagnation and debt the best the US can hope for is huge stagnation and debt decades of it. THE MOSTESSES MALE FECAL MATTER ALL OVER THEM, THAT IS WHICH IS WHAT STD'S LOVE THE STD'S EAT THE FECAL SHIT AND THRIVE ALL OVER THEIR FAGGOT BODIES FAGGOTS ARE MAKING NEW STD'S TO KILL US ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE GETTING HIGH

1 gram of coke in a night isn't that much. i've done 3 plus grams in a night. damnit, i got like 1.5 bowls of this dank left, if that. if i'm gonna do coke, i wanna feel it, i want at least a gram for myself for a night. if you're talkin just a couple hours, .5 would work brown is usually from an opiate like heroin. best coke i've ever had, was here in costa rica . i tried the leaves and the tea in peru, that was eh, i also tried the paste stuff in peru, and that's better than any coke i've ever had, IMO. i've never candy flipped, i tried hippy flipping but it never worked one would always override the other like the mushrooms would override the mdma, or hte mdma would override the mushies mushies always overrode the mdma actually haha, man, they found an amanita in my walllocker in the military. i was afraid military law would see it slightly different than civilian, and would have me busted, but they sent it off for testing, and i never heard about it again. i thought only Psilocybes had psilocybin.

AirForce Hook up

i was the hookup, for the Air Force. if you needed pills, liquor, drugs, whatev.
if you were in the Air Force, and you needed a fix, i was your man. IRS is NOT in south america, and never will be i gotsta be paid, remember. my money can't be taxed by ANYONE i'm fine no matter what. the IRS isn't even ALLOWED to VIEW my money. i'm dead serious, my money can't be fucked with by ANYONE or ANYTHING. Uruguay doesn't tax foreign income, so Uruguay won't tax me............and the USA cannot tax me, so they won't tax me either. i'm fine even if i take a shit on the radar. i'm smokin through this dank nug faster n faster, it's almost all gone. i was just smoking my bong like a trumpet, to earth wind and fire. i had it held in the air, and was lifting it and movin it all around like a trumpet player, while suckin on the fumes. in time, to the music. fuck yeah, i fuckin love weed, LOVE, wtf, i've spend so so many years with my old buddy weed. 8 years? i think. that's like a third of my life, me n herb have been kickin it. you ever see those people who have lost an eye? and one of their eyes is fake? and yet it still moves KIND of accurately, it's strange. it weirds me out that it almost moves correctly. oh man, i wonder what a fake eyeball inside your socket must feel like i bet it feels weird. can you even IMAGINE that? the feeling of a fake eyeball sitting in your eyesocket? i love tube8.com, always comes through for me....cums through for me. i'm gonna start a new diet system for americans, and make millions. it's where you beat off all day, and expend all your sugars and carbs through your cock. haha, it's how i stay so thin. i used to be able to just easily get some opium, and had a choice of kinds to put on my blunt. i fuckin love opium. i think it'd be hard to find opium in costa rica. coke's better here. and it's super cheap here. well .....it's almost free. i haven't really done a big dose of coke since i was like 18. a friend of mine was huffing nitrous while driving, blacked out and hit a fire hydrant and two other cars. he was arrested for reals.

YOU COPYRIGHTED MY NAME ASSHOLE

YOU STOLE MY FUCKIN NAME AND PUT A COPYRIGHT ON IT DIDNT YOU YOU FUCK? NOW I CANT USE MY OWN FUCKIN NAME BECAUSE SOME JACK ASS(YOU) PUT A COPYRIGHT ON YOUR NAME. DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA STEAL MY OWN FUCKIN NAME FROM YOU? YOU’RE THRASHING THE GOOD THAT I HAVE BROUGHT TO THE NAME JOSH BALES EVER SINCE I WAS BORN. QUIT COPYRIGHTING STUPID SHIT KID. IT FUCKS PEOPLE OVER BIG TIME. BLOW ME WHILE I SHIT YOU LITTLE DOUSCHE BAG. YOUR MAMA ISNT EVEN WORTH ME SLANDERING.

ME(JOSHUA BALES) DESTROY THE U.S.A.

NUKE THE U.S.A.

haha, they say north korea's new rocket technology they're testing, could reach california, maybe they'll nuke san fransisco. wishful thinking. lol, if this references "my" blog...........it does nothing. pay up faggots! :D! you ALWAYS do. taco salad? i never talked about taco salad. i never talked about dr quinn. i don't watch whatever show that is. that's that show with the moose in alaska n shit right? dr quinn they're in some frozen ass place. legal rape, that's rad where is that again? legalized rape. yeah, it's no joke these guys pay me!!!
ACTUAL money.
yup, i'm in costa rica now. but movin to Uruguay in June.

Fruit CockTail

Im almost disgusted by guys, not the male form in itself, but NO attraction to that. but the cock i'm SLIGHTLY repulsed by, but the male ass i'm HIGHLY repulsed by. i find puss hot as fuck. but, i find women annoying usually, or the reality of them annoying. like if i look into a HOT girl's face, and she's talking, i'll be interested. then i hear how retarded what she's saying sounds. that's awesome, the US is fallin apart. cops gettin killed i LOVE it. i hope another shootout happens tomorrow. three days in a row in the US that'd be RAD. this sandwich is awesome, my homemade ice cream's awesome, i'll make some awesome asian food tonight. what does wiki have to do with fruit salad?

I RIP YOU OFF ON EBAY

shit, gettin drunk and stoned as always.
haha....... selling already broken stuff. stuff i already knew was broken. one time i sold a Bose Wave Radio CD player, SOMEHOW, for full price, even though i had used it, i had broken one of the speakers, blown it out, but in the add and all, i said i'd refund if it was broken or anything and then when the guy tried to fight me on ebay about it, i basically told him to fuck off. and kept the money. i've done that sorta thing, MANY times. i've surprisingly never really had a bad ebay transaction, but i've GIVEN em. haven't recieved bad transactions, but GIVEN em. yeha, fuck em. it's just emails. the usps site has that calculator where you can figure out how much it ought to cost, i usually take that and double it, and then some, when i sell on ebay. SERVICE, SERVITUDE. SERVICE, SERVITUDE. i ripped people off. now a couple of em MIGHT have been reimbursed by paypal and never charged me through some kind of insurance thing but i think they basically got fucked out of their money completetly!!! but i just fuck people over, like the politicians, if you don't pay attention, it's YOUR fault, ya know? the fed is monitoring me.
canada's fucked too not as bad as the US but sure ain't as good as Costa Rica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Murder faggots.

haha, uh oh, a fag's angry!!! guess i hit his buttons!! guess i hit it on the head!!!guess i hit it on the head!!! my fingers ready to type, tryin to think of a new name n shit. wow, tents got cheap while i wasn't payin attention you can get an ok 3 season backpacking tent for 100 bucks now
ewwwwwwww, i smell HIV and fecal shit, lmao!
a dead faggot is a good faggot
and a safer, brighter future for the nonfags.
Stop faggots from making new STD's like HIV, and endangering us all.
destroying me, lmao!
PAY UP faggots, lol
your master COMMANDS it
YOU FUCKIN FAGO TAXSLAVES
leave it to faggots to be unable to read figures. if they COULD read, they'd know they're hosts of HIV and that they're nearly guaranteed to contract HIV. if they continue fuckin dudes. HAHA, look at these faggots get all riled up and angry they don't want anyone to know they created HIV and that they're a threat to us all lol they'll create new STD's. you guys think i'm jokin............but HIV would not exist if it weren't for homosexuality they're a threat to us all their way of life, honestly endangers us they WILL create new STD's.
i'm stoned 99 percent of the time. so i forget a lot
faggots will kill us all, by creating new STD's.
no US president had a brain US presidents are just well spoken and charismatic.
i like a fully functioning cock, with no strange bumps or pains
well...........there's always gonna be SOME ballscratchin
but u know what i mean....

I steal from the U.S.A. bitches!!!

FUCK yes! i TOLD ya fucks!!! you know what's HILARIOUS?! your economy! that's what.
I want those pics that 14 yr old girl took of herself nude. i'm sure u heard of her on the news a few days ago.
you eat my ass rice, i rub my cheeks together til it forms a white paste of greese, then i roll it into balls, and then i bake it solid and that's the ass rice of mine you eat. of ASS grease. who the fukc is you? a gay? so you're a gay? i didn't know i guess that's a yes though. haha, faggot's angry cause his economy took a NOSEDIVE today. and cause i TOLD him it would. poor faggot, so much anger from bein wrong all the time and watchin his economy crumble. iggied. must be hard haha.........while they PAY me. and we get it so, in essence, there's no need at all. well you can't get it you're not US citizen, sry.im buying land, in uruguay. lol @ working. i should eat, cause i have too much food and it's gonna go bad. but i'm not hungry i just wanna keep smokin weed instead.
Haha, the US system is easy to leech off of MANY ways. it's an easy system to leech off though. but there are MANY ways to leech off the US gov. lol.

U.S.Markets R GoinDown...OnMe

I am ripping off the U.S. Govt, and there is nothing you can do about it haha!!!!
I CHALLENGE you to try and do something about it!!!

HAHAHA

Death to America

:D lol, they just showed how many people died in the World Trade Towers
it made me :D
my pizza's done.i'm eatin it now.don't listen to whatever faggot's talkin.you know they're full of shit. makin dumb shit stories up the ONLY thing whoever had to do with prison is that they take dick like prisoners. like a prison noob. he takes dick like a prison noob like the new bitch on the cell block. LIKE THE NEW BITCH ON THE CELL BLOCK.
my next dog will be named after you his name will be Shithead lol i know i'm too good to you. lol hey, i also eat and cook food and jerk off and smoke weed the best way to treat the world, is to have as little impact on it as possible. so i live the best life, see, if i was "productive" it'd no doubt use more electricity, paper, maybe building supplies, food, etc basically, more things would have to be destroyed a productive human is a destructive human A PRODUCTIVE HUMAN IS A DESTRUCTIVE HUMAN. i'd rather just ill, and destroy less shit, if i were productive again i'd be burning gas every day driving to work and back, fuckin just pollutin and usin so much more, consumin and pollutin, that's what productive humans do. dick, that's what he'd like to focus on and study he LOVES cock. haha, more like HE teaches OTHERS he's a cock MASTER he knows every vein and blood vessel in the cock. lol @ faggotboy. faggots smell like what they play with: shit faggots smell like what they play with: shit faggots don't get paid that much except elton john. he's the one exception. faggots don't get that much no one likes faggots, except faggots. go play with your shit faggot go play in a pile of male fecal shit what's it feel like to be the ONE sect of humans that LIKES shit? MOST humans find shit disgusting. tha'ts the natural response the good response. but faggots LIKE shit that's not healthy, or natural. wait, today's the 28th? shit yes, i lost track of a day, i was thinking four i get paid in three days, man, i'm almost out of weed again my 30 inch computer monitor LCD lights up the room well enough.

Man vs. Woman

Fuck, someone knocked on my door a few minutes ago. and i quickly hid my pipe, and now i can't find it. i'm pregnant with promise..........and pride and those aren't kids names. haha. i'm gettin some much better weed today no seeds, but still not dank it's like high mids, 70 bucks an ounce. paying for seeds makes no sense anyway it weighs more than the buds, and you're payin for it by weight, so.......... well, you probly dont' buy it cause of the TASTE and TAHTS' the yuck hhaha, all weed mamkes me lazy as fuck er, helps me to remain, lazy as fuck it's not MAKING me lazy, i'm already that, but it enhances my laziness.
have you seen this GIVE act? that's goin through the US gov right now it's talkin about FORCING, mandatory "volunteer" work. on the youth of America so you will be FORCED to help at soup lines, n that kinda shit. i dunno what the ages and all are yet, the HOUSE passed it on Friday? ok, the house passed that, but the senate is looking at another simmilar bill it just passed called the Serve America Act, i'm serious.
well, just like YOU like to boot poeple without saying anything. i think it was Chunky Charlie did it to me yeah, for weeks. for weeks he fucked with my connection.
man, i was looking at a terrain map of the world, satellite, and i noticed, VERY distinctly that THE most lush and green part of the world is south america without question. if you look at a terrain map of the world south america's SO fertily lush. green. .........WOW.
i'll marry when i'm sixty, to some 20 year old and i'll down viagra all day. when i'm sixty, i'm gonna have a whole brazilian vollyball team shipped down to me in Uruguay. to work naked on my farm.
i'd do powder morph.
i have to shake it more and more to get the last bits of piss out nowadays.
i used to piss in bottles, i've done that everywhere, cept these last two apartments i think and these, just cause my barthroom is so close to the bed. it's only like ten steps away, so, i don't have to use the bottle system here.slits can't piss in bottles. but we men can line our small dickholes up with the openings on bottles. and fill em up! you women got holes like this | men got a nice fine point . it's like a lazer, vs a flashlight i'd like to see a woman piss into a urinal 8 feet away from them.
haha, i stayed with my grandparents when i got out of the military, for several months, they found my bottles. they FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAKED man, and then i think i accidentalyl LEFT a full bottle. at my aunt's once and she never said anything to me about it. but i'm SURE she found it haha. shit does NOT smell like lemonade. it ripens! it RIPENS in the bottle. RIPE dude like UBER RIPE POW, KAPOW!!!! haha it's like a ninja dude they could save money on chemical weapons, by just bottling soldiers' piss and then dropping it on ppl from planes, diznam! dude, that'd be such a can of whoopass.
dude, check this out, on my way home from school, every day, walking i would spit, or throw garbage n shit into this ONE mailbox anyway, one day i caught them watching me through the blinds while i did it and he followed me home, told my parents and said he was an cop. anyway, flash forward months, and get this he loses the house, his job, his wife..............they didn't live far from us and we start seein him homeless walkin around with a fourty ouncer in a bag, WOOT!

The Hawaiian Chick

there was this girl in nicaragua, tourist form hawaii. who got the world tattoo'd onto her feet while she was on that island, the continents. dude, she was amazing. she was staying on my neighbor's land, and we would watch movies together and talk late into the night. but i never made a move. cause she was so flawless, i figured if she wanted me, she'd let me know, it's not like a guy WOULDN"T like her. any male with a functional penis would like her, and she HAD to know i found her sexy as all fuck. still, then when she left the island, she said she'd come back and stay with me and build me a brick/mud/ straw oven. so then i wondered if maybe i COULD have gotten with her, but just never tried. but i still think i wouldn't have gotten anywhere with her. she gave me her email address, and continued traveling, and i left not long after, and i never emailed her. i don't think i even have her email addy anymore. she was HOT, but dude, she was not all with it in the head. there are more gorgeous women. body perfect, FLAWWWWLESS body. i mean i wouldn't have changed one single cell of her body. she was way too spiritual strange though for me, in personality. i'd still fuck her though. just not any long term relationship. she believed in all this spirituality shit. really weird stuff.

I'm Rich!!!

California state government just sent my dad a letter saying that my previous employer from years ago, owes me 370 dollars. woot, i just gotta collect it, free 370 bucks woot, free money! WOOT. i seriously LOVE free moeny, like adore it, like swim in it, fuck it, make love to it. are you kidding me? FREE 370 dollars?! i mean, who does that?! if i were the employer, and i owed someone 370 bucks.............i wouldn't say shit, i would have kept it. WHO, tell me who, gives moeny away? are they crazy?! i'm surpried too, cause this employer was kind of a cheap bastard. omg, i just realized who owes me the money, NOW it makes sense. that is SO trippy i didn't go back for my last pay check. i was so fucked up on drugs all the time back then, but how in the FUCK i forgot to get my last paycheck is beyond me. i just packed a bowl and grabbed a fresh beer. I just smoked a bowl. ooh that reminds me EVERY town in the world, should have an In N Out. i heard my asshole was pretty gangster, with all it's butthair n all. i have a very hairy ass. i wish i had an extra bladder for when i'm drinking that could store twice as much. fuck, i spilled beer on my bed. just a local mediocre stuff called Pilsen. i have a lemon tree actually in the backyard this isn't a mexican style beer though, this is a german knock off, not mexican style at all lemon would be weird with it. i love heffewiezen, it's my fave unfiltered wheats. i've OD'd on pills, it was terrible, i've OD'd on morphine, it was wonderful. ODing on morphine feels awesome. just purely good. i OD'd on morphine, and loved it. think about 85 millies, over a small piece of time like 85 millies, snorted, in just a matter of minutes. but, PURE morphine. i did try to OD on vicodin and percoset in the military. wheni found out my brother had been arrested for his second felony. and i was facing 7 years in leavenworth. it's the only forced labor prison in the US. long story, but the point is, i tried to committ suicide. when i was facing 7 years, and my brother was facing 12. they fucked up the case on me, and i'm smart as fuck, is the short of it. yeah, 7 years of forced manual labor, and a dishonorable discharge and they can still hit you in Leavenworth. and do all kinds of crazy shit. dude, Leavenworth is unlike ANY other prison in the US. it's like a third world prison. or worse. 7 in leavenworth's like 7 in a chinese red prison damn near.I sold drugs. dude, i LOVE drugs, n sellin em n shit. i took a shit in the middle of an aisle at walmart on the floor. texans are ignorant fucks. wouldn't that be cool tomorrow, to wake up to reports of commercial jets slamming into the Sears Tower, the Pentagon, and the White House? :D man, if a huge disaster struck in the US, i'd be the FIRST one looting i'd be the guy who STARTED the looting. the news crew would be out there, filming the LONE looter. mmm assault rifles, ballistics vests, shootouts with cops, MMMM. one time a buddy of mine who worked in CQ intercepted an email about me, from my sergeants to my commander, and even to other bases it was entitled "the good, the bad, and the ugly", and it was about myself and my buddy, who were destroying property all over base. and making a complete fuckin mockery of their system and our leaders. i got to read the email, it was hilarious. yeah, we laughed for hours showed everyone the email. join the military us vets get instant independent status i got instant independent status, AND got considered resident, even though i didn't qualify. the woman in the office grabbed my paper after i told her "vet" and she was like, oh i'l take care of this and helped me way out, bent rules for me n shit. it's great bein a vet man. yeah, and they hooked me up when i was out of state, sayin i was resident of state. it seems that the very second i stop smokin or drinkin, actively, the buzz starts fadin and that's not fair. i wanna lobby for laws, for longer lasting intoxication

Balsac Unsupported.

Dude, i can NOT stop eating these Kettle potato chips. they're laced with crack or some shit. man, i can't roll with triscuits. i remember in elementary school, all adults were like trying to get us kids to eat triscuits as snacks instead of the normal unhealthy snack shit. i can't eat a triscuit by itself. you could just buy boxes, and go backpacking for years, you could live cheaply and rugged off just triscuits, they'd last forever.
I'm just less n less american.
Bleh, i hate telanovelas. man, some of the latin american comedy's fuckin hilariosu though, I get stations from Spain, Chile, Colombia, all the big spanish speaking countries, i'm just sayin, i don't even know if we GET "gigante sabado". that's a mexican thing, we PROBLY get it, i dunno.
My underwear are SO worn, that one of my balls basically falls completely out of the underwear when i stand, and there's not much holdin the other ball up. why can't we just wear a robe anymore? like the good ol days? just a piece of cloth wrapped around outselves, tehy're boxerbriefs. what i need is a kimono. shit, that's work though puttin on a kimono's a ton of work though right? looks like a lot of work to me. yeah, i wouldn't wear a kimono wrong, i wouldn't wanna look like a retard to japanese. i want a geisha girl.
Urugauy just got IT"S repreieve, it was in a record drought, the first time ever kinda. that it entered a drought. but, two weeks ago, they got nearly flooded, and everything's good again yay. yeah, i was worrying for my future home.
China has a MUCH larger purchasing power. GDP. Germany has a SLIGHTLY higher nominal GDP. but China has a HUGELY larger PPP GDP china's WAYYYYY bigger than germany in financial power, like many times over. most of latin america is still growing. i'm not sure ANY country in latin america, is TECHNICALLY in a recession yet. cause i don't think any country in latin america has yet finished two full quarters consequetively in the red. but i might be wrong on this, if so, it'd only be just barely. haha, i retired, gonna get my doctorates in LIVING, gettin my doctorates in LIFE.

I keep it real

Not everyone's gay. So, it's cool, we ain't gay, just keep the gays out. Midgets are ok, gays are not. midgets don't get shit all over your shower, gays do. scat play's right out, unacceptable. I puked when i was like 6 years old, on a playground in Thousand Oaks some kid at school was playing with poop with his hands, and i puked. I kept tellin him, it was so gross he better stop or i'd puke. It was the first time i ever puked from disgust.
I was gonna get a veterans license plate...........but i was too lazy. you can get special vet license plates, if your'e a vet. and you're less likely to get pulled over but i'm lazy as fuck. i think you can even get disabled vet plates. man, i sure made out bein a vet's not bad. i got "general discharge, under honorable conditions" under, meaning within the realm of not meaning beneath there's Honorable, there's General Under Honorable, there's General Other Than Honorable, and there's Dishonorable. "Reasons for such a characterization of service vary, but are always preceded by some form of nonjudicial punishment utilized by the unit commander as a means to correct unacceptable behavior prior to initiating discharge action". I received nonjudicial punishment, an article 15. but the article 15 was given to me by a full bird Colonel, which means he had extra powers within the article 15 punishment allowments and, plus, they court martialed me, i spent a lot of time in correctional custody. correctional custody is where you sleep in a jail cell and work in the day. No spanking, although, one of my sergeants DID assault me, in my room. but i dropped the charges, and they dropped the shit against me about me bein drunk as fuck on the job that night. there were never really any "charges", they took me into a room after i gave my testimony, and then was breathalized. and told me taht since i blew so drunk no one would believe my testimony, even with my witnesses, n shit. and that it would be best for both parties to drop everything and pretend nothing happened. Man, i pissed that sergeant off SO bad, all of em. they HATED me. every sergeant and officer on that base HATED me. i was famous. man, my commander, lieutenant colonel, sent my punishment off to HIS commander half the country away so that they could give me SPECIALLY high powers of punishment, a full bird colonel sign off.0 that was very rare, for a commander to not give the punishment himself but to have to give it to HIS commander.
Man, chinese girls. yum. when they young, they yum.
the U.S. of A. has some spectacular specimens of the Negroid race. those negrofolk, the black ones be lookin all black n shit. i tried to dab up this fool from the call center i saw him tonight on my way back from the store but he went to shake my hand like a normal shake, not dab, but he's black but it's cause he's from the Carribean coast he's costa rican black, from the caribean slave trade days so he's not really like US black folk blacKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY negroids? negroes? nigs? niggers? nigger jews?
let's blow my cock man, i'm gonna start playin tour guide in the USA. and i'm gonna talk the tourists, into calling black men niggers in public, and they won't know better cause they're just tourists so they'll start asking the "niggers" to take their picture, with their camera while touristing around.
yeah, soon there's gonna be a race war in the US because of my future actions i'm gonna spark a race war skin a blacky alive and drag him behind a truck? by a chain?
I picked up some chocolate today at that store from some country in europe, not sure wich, i think italian? it's from spain.

I tell Obama what to do

I wish my pipe would automatically repack itself, just get up and walk to the weed, and break itself up, and then pack itself and walk back over to me.
I'm trying to keep costs MINIMAL right now, while living well, while i wait. when weed is fully legalized in uruguay, when i can grow and sell it legally, in a few months, haha, i'll give you ONE bowl's worth but i'll mail it to california, and you'll have to go there to get it. i got lots of pot i'm not sure if i got a weeks' worth left still, i think so i gotta try to make it last til the first finally, April 1st, i began saving. march 1st, woulda been, but i had been borrowing against myself, direct deposit advance for 9 consequetive months, so they cut me off so this month i didn't get to borrow, so it reset, so i get to get ALL of my money next month. no payments to credit, i was borrowin 500 of my grand, haha, every month for 9 months so this month i got 500, and paid off 500 debt, and next month i get the full grand, and can begin savin 500 a month not bad, for eating like i do, comfort like i got, 500 a month saving. haha, finally properly recovering from arriving in Costa Rica in Oct 07, with a couple hundred bucks and an entire month to pay for before the first. been a long time in the red, payin out my ass to banks for fuckin up, fuckin chargin me 400 a month in fines for bein overdrafted all damnmonth long tryin to pay off land in nicaragua, fuck. i just sent an email to President Obama, haha saying something like "previous admnistrations have done a lot of harm to Iran. Please reinstill my admiration and respect for the USA, by giving a formal and public apology to Iran for previous adminstations' treatment". Obama's gonna publicly apologize to iran for previous adminstrations' treatment, because of my email.

Nukes

U.S. better watch what it says about China. China's no fuckin joke. GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR goes the Chinese monster, it eats Americans!!! i'll tell it to america's face when china drops bombs they have nukes dude. nukes, they got em. yeah, and no joke nukes. it's a well known fact. they're considered a "nuclear power". haha, just like you've had to watch your tongue with Russia for all those decades while they had nukes!!! you have to watch your bitch tongue to China cause they are no fuckin joke, you guys are gonna say they're bein too agressive, with this chinese boat harassing shit. i'm just sayin, watch your fuckin mouth, for YOUR sake that's all. http://en.wikipedia.orgwikiFile:US_and_USSR_nuclear_stockpiles.svg russia has more nukes. china and russia will DESTROY you. fucking DESTROY, DEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!!

On 911

911, that was a funny day,i got to watch it on a brand new, huge ass high def TV, in real time.I was workin interior construction, for rich fucks, and we were finishing out their basement real nice. Anyway, we were gettin ready to work, bringin in equipment to the basement in the mornin and the owner stops us and tells us to watch the tv with her cause somehin's goin on and it was a huge HD, brand new, super nice. So we watch, seeing the first plane replayed............and then, in real time, the second one hit i got to see the second hit in REAL TIME, in HD, all nice and big. I kinda couldn't believe it as i watched it, but to be honest, i kinda thought it was tight, exciting at least. I was like, sweet!!! Man, it was cool, good times, 9/11. I'll never forget..........the good times. Haha, any name Bush brought up back then, got American hate so bad so fast he'd like mutter Obama and americans were like KILL he'd mutter iraq and americans would yell KILL haha. Seriously, bush could have stood up back then, at a speech and said nothing, long pause, and then KILL IRAQ and americans would have just CHEEERED and then a long pause............and then he says KILL OBAMA and they would have screamed and hollared yay hahaha, yup! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!! china was geting too much US flag demand, they couldn't keep up with production US flags produced in china, lol hahaah yeah, poof away, you POOF livin high as fuck on the hog dude, he probly has 72 virgins around him right now and he's still alive he didn't even have to go to muslim heaven. haha, yup. he probly paid that octomom to have all those 8 sisters for him, so he can fuck 8 sisters at once, a 9 way, with 8 sisters. Man, i've never asked someone remember 9/11, and if i did in the US, they'd DEFINITELY remember unless they like ten years old. Man, i still don't think the Taliban really was ever a threat, i think it was just obama. And obama just ahd too much money and power, cause the US and Saudi Arabia gave it to him. So really it's the US and Saudi Arabia's fault kinda, if anyone.Saudi arabia helped with these wars in particular, you gotta slice the chicken's head off, to reach down in it and get the eggs right? I was watching an army commercial, i took just one shroom, to test it, and it was the army of one commercial, where it's snowing, and he's in snow gear all white and climbs to the top of the mountain, breathing heavy.Tripped me out so hardcore.

NO JOBS FOR YOU!

The only jobs will be enforcing the military state
Don´t hate me cause i´m RIGHT, cause your economy IS crumbling, just like I told you it was, should have just listened to me, and gotten the fuck out of the U.S., oh well.
It´s your loss.Haha, and my gain.Because i LOVES it!!! :D I seriously LOVES watching the U.S. market tank!!! I LOVE it, for reals, no frontin. Lol @ U.S. "jobs" or, just lack thereof.It's clearly lacktherof. HAHAHA!!! It´s funny, the U.S. economy tumbling. EVERY day, i´ve had my day brightened. U.S. markets just fallin all day every day its been GREAT!!!! *Super smiles* :DDDDDDDDDDD WOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The U.S. markets, every day bringin me joy, every day, the U.S. markets every day, warmin my heart, watchin the U.S. markets tumble, soothin my soul. Watchin the U.S. market tumble´s better than a fatty joint of chronic!!! Man..........lmao, SO good!!! Watchin the U.S.A come apart, been SO good to watch it i <3 the USA economy imploding!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your markets are fumbling LOL YOURE ALL FUCKED!!!!

Introduction

Hi I'm Josh Bales, but you can call me Kur. I moved away from my home in Lombard, Illinois, to Costa Rica, because I hate America. However, upon moving here I found it very difficult to find friends so I spend most of my time here at my computer, venting my rage for my former home land. I look forward to any comments or support, as i am going through difficult times now, i have no one to turn to.