I tell Obama what to do

I wish my pipe would automatically repack itself, just get up and walk to the weed, and break itself up, and then pack itself and walk back over to me.
I'm trying to keep costs MINIMAL right now, while living well, while i wait. when weed is fully legalized in uruguay, when i can grow and sell it legally, in a few months, haha, i'll give you ONE bowl's worth but i'll mail it to california, and you'll have to go there to get it. i got lots of pot i'm not sure if i got a weeks' worth left still, i think so i gotta try to make it last til the first finally, April 1st, i began saving. march 1st, woulda been, but i had been borrowing against myself, direct deposit advance for 9 consequetive months, so they cut me off so this month i didn't get to borrow, so it reset, so i get to get ALL of my money next month. no payments to credit, i was borrowin 500 of my grand, haha, every month for 9 months so this month i got 500, and paid off 500 debt, and next month i get the full grand, and can begin savin 500 a month not bad, for eating like i do, comfort like i got, 500 a month saving. haha, finally properly recovering from arriving in Costa Rica in Oct 07, with a couple hundred bucks and an entire month to pay for before the first. been a long time in the red, payin out my ass to banks for fuckin up, fuckin chargin me 400 a month in fines for bein overdrafted all damnmonth long tryin to pay off land in nicaragua, fuck. i just sent an email to President Obama, haha saying something like "previous admnistrations have done a lot of harm to Iran. Please reinstill my admiration and respect for the USA, by giving a formal and public apology to Iran for previous adminstations' treatment". Obama's gonna publicly apologize to iran for previous adminstrations' treatment, because of my email.