I keep it real

Not everyone's gay. So, it's cool, we ain't gay, just keep the gays out. Midgets are ok, gays are not. midgets don't get shit all over your shower, gays do. scat play's right out, unacceptable. I puked when i was like 6 years old, on a playground in Thousand Oaks some kid at school was playing with poop with his hands, and i puked. I kept tellin him, it was so gross he better stop or i'd puke. It was the first time i ever puked from disgust.
I was gonna get a veterans license plate...........but i was too lazy. you can get special vet license plates, if your'e a vet. and you're less likely to get pulled over but i'm lazy as fuck. i think you can even get disabled vet plates. man, i sure made out bein a vet's not bad. i got "general discharge, under honorable conditions" under, meaning within the realm of not meaning beneath there's Honorable, there's General Under Honorable, there's General Other Than Honorable, and there's Dishonorable. "Reasons for such a characterization of service vary, but are always preceded by some form of nonjudicial punishment utilized by the unit commander as a means to correct unacceptable behavior prior to initiating discharge action". I received nonjudicial punishment, an article 15. but the article 15 was given to me by a full bird Colonel, which means he had extra powers within the article 15 punishment allowments and, plus, they court martialed me, i spent a lot of time in correctional custody. correctional custody is where you sleep in a jail cell and work in the day. No spanking, although, one of my sergeants DID assault me, in my room. but i dropped the charges, and they dropped the shit against me about me bein drunk as fuck on the job that night. there were never really any "charges", they took me into a room after i gave my testimony, and then was breathalized. and told me taht since i blew so drunk no one would believe my testimony, even with my witnesses, n shit. and that it would be best for both parties to drop everything and pretend nothing happened. Man, i pissed that sergeant off SO bad, all of em. they HATED me. every sergeant and officer on that base HATED me. i was famous. man, my commander, lieutenant colonel, sent my punishment off to HIS commander half the country away so that they could give me SPECIALLY high powers of punishment, a full bird colonel sign off.0 that was very rare, for a commander to not give the punishment himself but to have to give it to HIS commander.
Man, chinese girls. yum. when they young, they yum.
the U.S. of A. has some spectacular specimens of the Negroid race. those negrofolk, the black ones be lookin all black n shit. i tried to dab up this fool from the call center i saw him tonight on my way back from the store but he went to shake my hand like a normal shake, not dab, but he's black but it's cause he's from the Carribean coast he's costa rican black, from the caribean slave trade days so he's not really like US black folk blacKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY negroids? negroes? nigs? niggers? nigger jews?
let's blow my cock man, i'm gonna start playin tour guide in the USA. and i'm gonna talk the tourists, into calling black men niggers in public, and they won't know better cause they're just tourists so they'll start asking the "niggers" to take their picture, with their camera while touristing around.
yeah, soon there's gonna be a race war in the US because of my future actions i'm gonna spark a race war skin a blacky alive and drag him behind a truck? by a chain?
I picked up some chocolate today at that store from some country in europe, not sure wich, i think italian? it's from spain.