Man vs. Woman

Fuck, someone knocked on my door a few minutes ago. and i quickly hid my pipe, and now i can't find it. i'm pregnant with promise..........and pride and those aren't kids names. haha. i'm gettin some much better weed today no seeds, but still not dank it's like high mids, 70 bucks an ounce. paying for seeds makes no sense anyway it weighs more than the buds, and you're payin for it by weight, so.......... well, you probly dont' buy it cause of the TASTE and TAHTS' the yuck hhaha, all weed mamkes me lazy as fuck er, helps me to remain, lazy as fuck it's not MAKING me lazy, i'm already that, but it enhances my laziness.
have you seen this GIVE act? that's goin through the US gov right now it's talkin about FORCING, mandatory "volunteer" work. on the youth of America so you will be FORCED to help at soup lines, n that kinda shit. i dunno what the ages and all are yet, the HOUSE passed it on Friday? ok, the house passed that, but the senate is looking at another simmilar bill it just passed called the Serve America Act, i'm serious.
well, just like YOU like to boot poeple without saying anything. i think it was Chunky Charlie did it to me yeah, for weeks. for weeks he fucked with my connection.
man, i was looking at a terrain map of the world, satellite, and i noticed, VERY distinctly that THE most lush and green part of the world is south america without question. if you look at a terrain map of the world south america's SO fertily lush. green. .........WOW.
i'll marry when i'm sixty, to some 20 year old and i'll down viagra all day. when i'm sixty, i'm gonna have a whole brazilian vollyball team shipped down to me in Uruguay. to work naked on my farm.
i'd do powder morph.
i have to shake it more and more to get the last bits of piss out nowadays.
i used to piss in bottles, i've done that everywhere, cept these last two apartments i think and these, just cause my barthroom is so close to the bed. it's only like ten steps away, so, i don't have to use the bottle system here.slits can't piss in bottles. but we men can line our small dickholes up with the openings on bottles. and fill em up! you women got holes like this | men got a nice fine point . it's like a lazer, vs a flashlight i'd like to see a woman piss into a urinal 8 feet away from them.
haha, i stayed with my grandparents when i got out of the military, for several months, they found my bottles. they FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAKED man, and then i think i accidentalyl LEFT a full bottle. at my aunt's once and she never said anything to me about it. but i'm SURE she found it haha. shit does NOT smell like lemonade. it ripens! it RIPENS in the bottle. RIPE dude like UBER RIPE POW, KAPOW!!!! haha it's like a ninja dude they could save money on chemical weapons, by just bottling soldiers' piss and then dropping it on ppl from planes, diznam! dude, that'd be such a can of whoopass.
dude, check this out, on my way home from school, every day, walking i would spit, or throw garbage n shit into this ONE mailbox anyway, one day i caught them watching me through the blinds while i did it and he followed me home, told my parents and said he was an cop. anyway, flash forward months, and get this he loses the house, his job, his wife..............they didn't live far from us and we start seein him homeless walkin around with a fourty ouncer in a bag, WOOT!