I'm Rich!!!

California state government just sent my dad a letter saying that my previous employer from years ago, owes me 370 dollars. woot, i just gotta collect it, free 370 bucks woot, free money! WOOT. i seriously LOVE free moeny, like adore it, like swim in it, fuck it, make love to it. are you kidding me? FREE 370 dollars?! i mean, who does that?! if i were the employer, and i owed someone 370 bucks.............i wouldn't say shit, i would have kept it. WHO, tell me who, gives moeny away? are they crazy?! i'm surpried too, cause this employer was kind of a cheap bastard. omg, i just realized who owes me the money, NOW it makes sense. that is SO trippy i didn't go back for my last pay check. i was so fucked up on drugs all the time back then, but how in the FUCK i forgot to get my last paycheck is beyond me. i just packed a bowl and grabbed a fresh beer. I just smoked a bowl. ooh that reminds me EVERY town in the world, should have an In N Out. i heard my asshole was pretty gangster, with all it's butthair n all. i have a very hairy ass. i wish i had an extra bladder for when i'm drinking that could store twice as much. fuck, i spilled beer on my bed. just a local mediocre stuff called Pilsen. i have a lemon tree actually in the backyard this isn't a mexican style beer though, this is a german knock off, not mexican style at all lemon would be weird with it. i love heffewiezen, it's my fave unfiltered wheats. i've OD'd on pills, it was terrible, i've OD'd on morphine, it was wonderful. ODing on morphine feels awesome. just purely good. i OD'd on morphine, and loved it. think about 85 millies, over a small piece of time like 85 millies, snorted, in just a matter of minutes. but, PURE morphine. i did try to OD on vicodin and percoset in the military. wheni found out my brother had been arrested for his second felony. and i was facing 7 years in leavenworth. it's the only forced labor prison in the US. long story, but the point is, i tried to committ suicide. when i was facing 7 years, and my brother was facing 12. they fucked up the case on me, and i'm smart as fuck, is the short of it. yeah, 7 years of forced manual labor, and a dishonorable discharge and they can still hit you in Leavenworth. and do all kinds of crazy shit. dude, Leavenworth is unlike ANY other prison in the US. it's like a third world prison. or worse. 7 in leavenworth's like 7 in a chinese red prison damn near.I sold drugs. dude, i LOVE drugs, n sellin em n shit. i took a shit in the middle of an aisle at walmart on the floor. texans are ignorant fucks. wouldn't that be cool tomorrow, to wake up to reports of commercial jets slamming into the Sears Tower, the Pentagon, and the White House? :D man, if a huge disaster struck in the US, i'd be the FIRST one looting i'd be the guy who STARTED the looting. the news crew would be out there, filming the LONE looter. mmm assault rifles, ballistics vests, shootouts with cops, MMMM. one time a buddy of mine who worked in CQ intercepted an email about me, from my sergeants to my commander, and even to other bases it was entitled "the good, the bad, and the ugly", and it was about myself and my buddy, who were destroying property all over base. and making a complete fuckin mockery of their system and our leaders. i got to read the email, it was hilarious. yeah, we laughed for hours showed everyone the email. join the military us vets get instant independent status i got instant independent status, AND got considered resident, even though i didn't qualify. the woman in the office grabbed my paper after i told her "vet" and she was like, oh i'l take care of this and helped me way out, bent rules for me n shit. it's great bein a vet man. yeah, and they hooked me up when i was out of state, sayin i was resident of state. it seems that the very second i stop smokin or drinkin, actively, the buzz starts fadin and that's not fair. i wanna lobby for laws, for longer lasting intoxication